grin_reaping

These have been some of my favorite shorts and one liners with the other Islanders. Ain’t they a hoot?

Gin: If I sing... to the bugs... Would they prefer a ballad or something more upbeat?

Kenshin: I believe that is illegal in many places.
Gin: Ticklin'? Really. Where? Louisiana perhaps?

Kid!Kurapika: but... but you're two guys and a half.
Gin: Which one of us is the half?

Kurapika: I have been told you deliberately 'tickled' me.
Gin: As I recall, ya seemed ta be enjoyin' it very much.
Kurapika: ...That is ..I had completely lowered my guard!
Gin: I could tell that when ya started gigglin' like a little school girl.

Kyoko: Why won't her cockroaches (eew stomp them!) let you in?
Gin: Dunno, why don't ya ask 'em? I tried, but apparently I don’t speak cockroach. Hey better yet, pose yer questions in the form of a song, that's what Giselle suggests and since they're her friends, she oughtta know best, yeah? Maybe you’ll have better luck since yer lower on the food chain.

Kyoko: Oh thank god! He says he's coming! And he knows I can't run fast in this suit!
Gin: Don't worry yer chubby little chicken head. I'll protect ya from the big bad spaz.

Possessed!Watanuki: Would you check for me since you are there? Just a little tug, I want as much of the hair as I can get♥ I might even consider not killing you if you do. ^-^
Gin: I'll see what I can do. By the way, killin' me ain't really an option for ya. ^_^

Gin: For a homicidal sociopath ya sure back off quickly, or is there some sort of catch?

Gin: Thanks fer your vote of confidence there Pika, but since ya butted in it looks like yer the ghost bait now.
Kurapika: Thanks for stating the obvious, Gin.
Gin: Yer welcome

Possessed!Watanuki: Well.. I never... He's not that awful looking! A little stringy perhaps. Either way I refuse to undress this body! If you can not accept his flaws then I will just have to kill you anyway. Time to go back at get that hammer.
Gin: If ya can't even undress him, how do ya think I feel about having ta kiss him? I assure ya it ain’t a picnic in the park for me. At least put a dress on over the pants.

Gin: I ain't doin' no encouragin', Red's doin' it all on her own. =D I'm just reapin' the benefits.

Gin: Yer the type of person who takes everything literally, ain't ya.

Gin: Because he's a Whiney Agitated Temperamental Adolescent who Never Unwinds and Keeps on Irritating. In other words, he's Watanuki.

Gin: Yer such a hateful person, Spaz. You'll never have a girlfriend at this rate.

Gin: Hey look, the little fluffy guy has a glue gun! Ain't that cute.

Gin: What's with the enhanced vocabulary suddenly? Have ya been out drinking and trying ta read the dictionary at the same time again?

Hikaru!Chacha: O_O Reely? Wow! Can I get a new sword that's that big?
Gin: .... ya gotta deal with what nature dealt ya.

Gin: I don't remember signin' up ta be a role model.

Gin: Ain’t my problem. Just ‘cause a puppy follows ya home, don’t mean ya gotta feed it.

Gin: If I was married ta everyone I gave a pet name to, I'd be arrested fer polygamy.

Gin: Shouldn't ya know better than ta keep puttin' children in my care? Anyhow, I ain't interested in bein' the village babysitter.

Gin: I was wondering how a long plank ended up spoonin' me in the middle of the night, now I know it was just the Spaz.

Kid!Gin:Yer awfully high strung today, didja get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
Kid!Kenshin: I got up out of a pool of water and had to pull your dart out of my shoulder.
Kid!Gin: Que sera sera.

Kid!Gin: You were yellin' at her. How's yer blood pressure these days? I'll bet it's higher than a kite!

Kid!Gin: Woah, Himura, ya broke his jaw.

Kid!Gin: You can have him, he prolly can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Kid!Gin: Naw, he'll prolly be too busy spazzin' out and flailin' his arms all over the place to get a good shot off.

Kid!Gin: Ya know, only a rat would shoot a guy in the back. And only a really big asshole would dart a guy three more times after he's already out fer the count.

Kid!Gin: Haha ya got hit from the back too, that makes Himura a rat.

Angry!Kurapika: Gin. How dare you.
Kid!Gin: Ya might wanna get some eye drops fer that red eye.

Kid!Gin: I totally knew that too, 'cause I'm a mind reader.

Lee: I do not see what that has to do with burning youth.
Kid!Gin: If we set yer brows on fire there'd be some burnin' youth.
Big!Chacha: I could probably use some fire magic to help out! =D

Kid!Gin: The Spaz just needs a good duct tapin'.